Ask the Men

“Is there any truth to the idea that some foods have aphrodisiac qualities? I haven’t been able to find a definite answer, so please tell me what you know”
- Bungy, Wulguru, QLD.

“I have great sex with my girlfriend but for some reason oral sex is out of the question, she won’t go down on me. I have tried talking to her but she also won’t talk about it, so I don’t know what’s going on. Any advice?” - Derek, Palmdale

"This is a serious question. Should I hire a hooker to spend the night with us so I can give my husband the threesome he wants so badly?" - Wondering Star, AL.

“My husband and I have an eleven month old daughter, our first, and our relationship is straining and our sex life is barely alive. Before I got pregnant we would have sex all the time, and now I feel so tired and pressured being a new mother, that we would be lucky to do it once a fortnight. We also just don’t get quality time together anymore. He is getting frustrated, and I am too. Can you give me some help?” - Erin Bradley, VMT

"I love to shop; my boyfriend doesn’t. How can I get him to enjoy it the way I do?" - Carol, Sunshine

"Hello sirs, can you help explain to me why many men’s number one fantasy seems to be a threesome, or some other form of group sex? Is one woman not enough?" - Cynthia Haines, PD

"What is it with sport? Sometimes I think men could watch it all day every day. I feel ignored because of how much sport my husband watches" - HT, Adelaide

"Why are men so afraid to get married? What’s up with their fear of commitment?" - Alison, Calm Bay

"Why are men so obsessed with their penises?" - Katie, Maine

"Why do men perve so much? Does it mean you want to have sex with every female you see?" - AM, Cairns