Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo
Jeff Stryker, legendary porn star and owner of arguably the most perfect penis of all time (equally popular amongst the boys as it was the girls by the way despite the denials!), lends his monstrous manhood to create one of the largest and most popular dildo’s on the market.
This is a big boy, and not one for the faint of heart. I am a huge fan of Jeff Stryker and his work (not many men who look as good as he does are bi, which I always found extra hot), so I knew what to expect, but to actually unwrap the box and behold this behemoth still managed to take my breath away.
I’ve always been a vibrate-my-clit-til-I-scream type girl, and dildos have not generally been my cup of tea. But as I mature, and my tastes are…let’s say expanding…I am more and more realising the delicious pleasure and potential of insertion play. Hence Jeff (my pet name for this dildo) was a delicious prospect; he definitely adds some assertion to insertion! I have come to conclusion that every sex toy drawer needs at least one dildo to make sure you have all of your moods covered.
I haven’t actually stopped to measure the dimensions of Jeff, but he wouldn’t be far short of 10 inches in length and around 3 inches in girth along the shaft with a significant, magnificent swelling just below the head that probably adds another inch or so to the width. Wooo mama…
The thing I most like about Jeff is the realism. Close your eyes and take a hold…you will swear you are holding the genuine article. Especially because the balls, which are free to move around and life-like soft, feel so amazingly realistic you almost don’t want to squeeze too hard in case you hurt him!
The texture of the cock itself is soft and smooth, as you would expect. Interestingly, the shaft features a pronounced downward arc…almost like it was simply too big to maintain at full mast during the casting session. That adds to the realism, however, and hence the appeal. If this bulldog was completely straining at the chain it would be a terrifying prospect!
Two other features which are worth noting are the colour, which is an attractive pale flesh-like pink, and the relatively small cock-tip. It was always a ponderous point how a penis this large could have such a small head, but wonders never cease. How this translates to the dildo, however, is wonderful, because it makes entry so much easier and emphasises the bulbous swell of the shaft just underneath said knob.
The sense of fullness you experience with Jeff is amazing; because this is such a realistic dildo, the feeling when it is inside of you is also incredibly realistic. There are other dildos on the market which are designed to do different things; tickle your G-Spot for instance, or they might have ribs on the shaft to increase the sensations, or they are wider to really give you a thorough stretch, but Jeff’s strong point is that when you are playing with him he feels like the authentic thing (a very large version thereof anyway!). You can probably imagine the potential for some wild fantasies…believe me, Jeff delivers. Just make sure you keep the lube handy!
Jeff does come with a suction cup attachment, although I haven’t explored that option as yet. Talking with others, I know that people (women AND men!) get very creative with the suction cup; dressing tables, chairs and walls have all provided a great stage.
But Jeff is not waterproof! That was a little disappointing, because I am a fan of bath time fun or some shower play. I know one woman who does take Jeff in the shower and has done for some time with no problems, but the consumer warning is clear. Odd since there are no mechanical parts.
All in all, this is a fantastic dildo. It is not new…in fact, it’s been around for years. There has been a recent rekindling of interest in Jeff however (hence the reason for this review!), as people rediscover the legend and come to the conclusion that sometimes a really big dick comes in handy to push the boundaries of bedtime pleasure.
And they don’t come bigger or better than Jeff…a bona fide one for the ages!
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I Can't Let This One Go
Wow! That’s some penis. I mean dildo. I mean… Wow! It’s so lifelike it’s scary. I mean it’s scary to me. You know what I mean, don’t you?
“The most perfect penis of all time… monstrous manhood… not for the faint of heart… big boy… adds assertion to insertion… bulbous swell of the shaft… keep the lube handy… the balls feel so amazingly realistic you almost don’t want to squeeze too hard in case you hurt him.”
Nat is clearly enthusiastic, but I wonder why she said “almost.” Is squeezing just a little too hard something she likes to do? Maybe Nat is a naughty girl. Maybe she needs a spanking—one that’s just a little too hard.
Nat does note, with interest, the pronounced downward curve of Jeff, the colossus. It strikes me that for a missionary this might not be an advantage, but for a bulldog straining at the chain, once that chain is parted, the downward arc would nicely tickle (or pummel) the big G.
Another thought about an arced member that crossed my mind is that I used to be jealous of my brother’s crook—mine is straight as a pole. But as far as size…
In recent times there has been much talk of size and if it does or doesn’t count. I always thought that funny, for size never entered my radar screen, not even when I was growing up. There was so much else to be insecure about. I was much more worried about if a girl liked me enough to let me take her clothes off than what might happen once she did. And even then there was more to be anxious about than if I was big enough or bigger than some other guy. If anything, hard enough is a more realistic concern for men and more of a benefit. I mean, what’s your pick: big and soft, or average and a shaft of hot gristle? Yeah, yeah, ha, ha, I know. Big and Hard. Please don’t tell me that.
I’ve been involved in counseling young men, and my answer to the penis size question went something like this. First I’d go over the technical issues, but I don’t have to tell you vagina owners about them. Then I’d say: “Men and women are most turned on by feelings of caring and concern and love. Love the woman you’re with, and it doesn’t have to be with a capital L. Get to know her, and share your feelings with each other. If you learn to do that you’ll be the bigger man where it counts.”