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XXX Spotlight Movie - Not The Bradys

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Studio: X-Play/Hustler
Director: Will Ryder
Year: 2006
Starring: Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Hillary Scott, Leah Luv, Benjamin Bratt, Mike Horner, Jasmine Byrne, Paulina James, Veronique Vega, Mike Butders, Tee Reel, Lynn Lemay (non-sex), Ron Jeremy (non sex)

As a child of the Seventies, like millions of others I would race home from school in time to catch my daily dose of The Brady Bunch. That’s why I needed to review this film. The chance to see what would happen if the Brady’s went X-rated was too good to pass up!

The plot of Not The Bradys is straight from the TV script. Father Mike (Mike Horner) isn’t making ends meet, so the kids lend a hand to help bring some cash in for the family. You can probably guess the potential for how the kids choose to do this in an X rated spoof of the original show, and I can promise you it is as filthy and looks as good as you might imagine.

I loved this film! The sex is brilliant, the cast are just so hot it is a huge turn on, the acting is quality and the script is quite hilarious at times. Big kudos to director Will Ryder and the studio for having the guts to try this and pull it off the way they do.

SUPER FIVE HIGHLIGHTS

1)The scene between Jan (Aurora Snow) and her boyfriend (Tee Reel) is red hot. She is drop dead gorgeous, and he is stud beefcake with a big, black beautiful cock. The scene takes place in the Brady’s backyard, which has been realistically re-created like that in the original show (in keeping with the overall production quality). Aurora has some very sexy eyes which help add to the seduction levels of her blowjob technique, and Tee is just all sex and power. Seeing him eat her pussy made my hand work its way down between my legs to enhance my own experience! They fuck in the missionary position, side to side and throw in a little reverse cowgirl for good measure before finishing off with a pounding doggy style. Aurora is a lucky girl. Black cock in white pussy always looks amazing.

2)The last scene brings one of my childhood fantasies to life when Greg (Benjamin Bratt) and Marsha (Hillary Scott) get it on! First of all, this is a great idea for scene because it plays on the hints of romantic possibilities between these two step-siblings in the series, and secondly, it is another incredibly hot scene. Once again, both actors are very attractive. Hillary has some delicious boobs and Benjamin provides a nice, rock hard cock she can play with. Lots of sensuality and passion here, especially with the way Benjamin slowly slides up Hillary’s shirt so he can access her breasts with his talented tongue. Hillary is an outstanding performer, everything I see her in is always a wicked treat, and this is no exception. She rides that cowgirl position like her life depended on it, and all the while giving some extra hot dirty talk Nobody says “pound my pussy with your big cock” quite like she does! And boy, can she deliver a blowjob!

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3)Two of the best actual actors within the adult realm are Mike Horner and Alana Evans, and they work brilliantly together as Mike and Carol Brady. They obviously like and respect each other off screen because their chemistry is very natural and potent. Their sex scene is another highlight; even though I don’t find Mike all that hot he knows how to perform, and Alana is both beautiful and sexy. The sex itself is fun in this scene, and so is the playful acting of Alana as she portrays Carol to a tee; imagine the reserved Mrs. Brady being seduced on the couch, with her fuddy-duddy resistance being swept away as Mike goes down on her and sucks her boobs, it’s a real treat. Great balance of cheesiness and professional fucking by two of the top-shelfers of the business.

4)Leah Luv plays a young and innocent Cindy to perfection; almost disturbingly so. Her tiny boobs, pigtails and braces make her cute as a button, and I can easily imagine lovers of the “barely legal” genre will literally be falling over themselves to get a view of this. Leah is as adorable as Kurt Lockwood is sleazy, especially with her heart shaped pubic hair. She delivers a very energetic blowjob, often hands free, and her sweet little looks go out the window when you see her fuck. Then you know she’s not quite as innocent as she appears! Really effective missionary position sex in this one.

5) A special mention to the non-sex performing guest stars in this movie, especially Ron Jeremy as Sam the butcher and Lynn Lemay as Alice the maid. They play their parts brilliantly, and their dialogue is classic. Especially when Ron says to Alice that he will slip her some extra meat if she kicks butt bowling…hilarious! I always like Ron Jeremy so much better when he keeps his clothes on.

THE WRAP

This is a very satisfying film, I had some high expectations and it delivered in spades. Not many people would expect a porno film to be able to pull of a genuinely funny spoof of a classic TV show and still deliver hot sex, but Will Ryder does it and does it well.

The sex is pretty vanilla, with the only real variation being a M/F/F threesome, but I loved it because the actors are attractive with sexy bodies, and the performances they provide are passionate with lots of chemistry. I wouldn’t label it strictly as a couple’s film, although it falls perfectly within that category, because I can see lots of men and women getting off on their own while watching it (I did!).

I do have to say that the girls are much better than the boys in their parts, except for Mike Horner and Ron Jeremy who are obviously seasoned professionals with some acting ability. The three guys that play the Brady boys are pretty wooden in their acting, but they are cute with nice bodies and hard cocks so they get away with it. The girls are just divine.

Also, the camerawork is excellent. You get plenty of different views of the action, from close ups to overheads. A slight complaint is I didn’t like the editing; I like seeing the actors strip each other and change position, but here you see the actors clothed and then naked, or fucking missionary one second and reverse cowgirl the next. Some people like that but it’s not my preference; just my opinion though.

Overall, I can’t recommend this one enough, and I can’t wait (hopefully) for the sequel!

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"I love this movie. It's the perfect blend of hilarious parody, sexual fantasy, solid feature and strokeable smut. Everything from the sets to the music are wonderful."- Roger Pipe of rogreviews.com

"Not the Bradys XXX is the first movie ever in my fifteen year career of writing adult movie reviews that I am giving a rating of TEN out of TEN. Everything about it is PERFECT."- Cindi Loftus of Cindisnakedtruth.com

"The movie set a new standard for such releases, elevating the bar so high that few others need bother. Parody porn at its best."- Don Houston of Xcritic.com
Awards

2008 XRCO Award Winner for Best Comedy.
2008 XRCO Award Nominee for Best Director - Will Ryder.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Comedy.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Director: Video - Will Ryder.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Actress - Hillary Scott.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Actor - Mike Horner.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actress -Alana Evans.
2008 AVN Award Winner for Best DVD Menus.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Music.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Art Direction - Video.
2008 XBiz Award Winner for Best Marketing Campaign.
2007 NightMoves Adult Entertainment First Choice Award Winner.
2007 XCritic.com Award Winner for Best Feature.

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