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That 70's Show XXX Parody

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I was always a big fan of That 70's Show; especially the unusually handsome Hyde, and both of the gorgeous girls, Donna and Jackie. Good comedy, good characters, good production. I was sad when it finally left the airwaves after a lengthy run.

So you could probably imagine my intrigue when I found out that New Sensations had created a XXX parody of the show. New Sensations makes quality porn, with access to some of the freshest and most attractive adult talent in the business, and their production values, generally speaking, are quality. So the potential was high for some sexy entertainment! I grabbed my vibe and settled in for a fun Saturday night.

SCENE ONE

Young and beautiful, Missy Stone was a surprising yet clever choice to play Jackie. Like Jackie, she is fresh faced, seductive and sexy...but probably unlike Jackie, Missy Stone knows how to fuck like a stormtrooper! And Rocco Reed does a fine job as Steve Hyde, providing a good look and ample meat for the scene. Anyway, a big concert is coming up and Steve is nervous, but Jackie knows just how to put his half-baked mind at ease. She strips out of her T shirt and starts sucking his cock. Great close up shots as Missy goes rather deep on that big dick. I like the topless BJ action quite a bit. Missy looks like a girl who is ready for more and finally gets some attention from her man. He bends her over and starts licking her ass (how the hell did she get those tight jeans off with her boots still on...best not ask questions!) She lets him know how good it feels having his tongue on her pussy, and then slides right over that dick for a hard ride on the couch. He gives her a good solid fuck in missionary as well with good shots of her tight little pussy. As her final solution to his stress she offers her ass and stays nicely in character as he bends her over and slides it into her backside. A great scene to start to the show, with good looking characters and nice energy. The anal is particularly well done.

SCENE TWO

Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric want to get backstage. He is sent away and she is told that she has to open her mouth just to get to meet the band. She tries to be a good girlfriend but quickly realizes that she will miss out if she doesn’t put out. She drops to the ground and shows off some oral skills worthy of a top rate porn star. Wisely displaying her obvious charms Donna sucks and strokes three hunky security goons like they were the band members themselves. Her luscious boobs come in handy as the guys shoot their loads all over them. Thinking she has just sucked her way into backstage passes, you can probably imagine her disappointment when she realizes she's just blown the cleaning crew. Awesome blowjobs all round, Donna looks great and the guys provide rock hard cock and lots of yummy cream.

SCENE THREE

Kaci comes home with Fez (Pike Nelson) and falls for his fake rock star act. The dialogue here is hilarious and dead on. She looks fantastic in her tight 70’s shorts and even better when she takes a mouth full of thick cock and flashes those pretty eyes up at him. Kaci loves that dick and demands to be fucked. It stretches her, and you can tell it takes a fair bit for her to relax and take it in, but she loves it and is not afraid to let him know just how much. She works up a serious sweat fucking him and then begs him to put it in her ass in reverse cowgirl fashion. This is a really hot anal scene and Kaci keeps working up that sweat, taking that big cock deep within her ass. Hot sex with just enough parody appeal to make it even hotter. Loved this one. Fez is brilliant!
SCENE FOUR

Kitty (a convincing Rachel Starr) and Red still know how to get frisky and even with a horrible wig and an awful attempt at that annoying laugh, this busty blonde is fun to watch. She bends over his lap and lets those huge breasts hang as he pumps his cock up into her mouth. She really does look the part and it’s damn hot. Red returns the favor, licking that pussy like he hasn’t eaten in a while. Rachel stays in character and fucks him with her smooth pussy from above. He bends her over and spanks her as he nails her from behind. Red cums hard and then leaves his wife. Steven (Reed) walks in and picks up the slack. (Never mind that he starts eating the pussy that was just filled with cum.) She is quite happy to have a young cock in her pussy. He ends up shooting a huge load all over her massive boobs.

SCENE FIVE

Eric finally confronts Donna about her infidelity and of course she confesses to everything. He loves hearing about it though, and she rewards him by opening those long legs and letting him munch on her shaved pussy. She is more than happy to show him the oral skills that she used on the guys the night before. They start out on the bed, but she does some great work on her knees. That really gets his meat throbbing and ready for some serious fucking. Anyone who loves long legs has to love the way Brooke looks in reverse cowgirl. This babe looks like she could ride forever. He pounds her hard from behind and then leaves his load on her neck and tits. I love the chemistry in this scene, and the sex is off the charts hot. I want her long legs!

SCENE SIX

Big sister Laurie (a scene stealing Ashlynn Brooke...hooray!) comes down to do some laundry and she finally ends Kelso’s dry spell. She sits up on the washer and lets him bury his face between her thighs. This seriously looks amazing. Ashlynn looks great as always and in her blonde wig really fits the part she is playing, and God, can she suck cock. She climbs up on top of him and starts showing off her great ass. They do a quick bit of tit fucking in between positions, but the real eye candy comes when she gets into spoon and lifts her leg high in the air. This is as hot as sex gets. They do some foot play too. She gets on top in reverse cowgirl and really shows off that hot shaved pussy. They finish up with a hot facial that leaves her with cum dripping right down her chin. Ashlynn Brooke rules, whether you are a guy who loves looking at a hot young woman fuck or whether you are a girl who enjoys the same. Yummy. A rising starlet in XXX.

OVERALL

I was thrilled with this film. The sex is absolutely smoking, and the movie itself is genuinely funny. Brooke Banner, Missy Stone and Ashlynn steal the show, as you might probably expect, but the rest of the crew do a great job in delivering quality performances. All of the guys do their bit, with the cock quality being especially high. Pike Nelson is especially good as Fez. I was a little surprised that they didn't bother to have Jackie and Donna get into some steamy lesbian action, which would have been hot, and there was not a single scene inside of a van. And what's up with no Ron Jeremy being dragged back in front of the camera to reprise the Tommy Chong character? No matter, this film is brilliant for anyone looking for some quality masturbation fantasy fuel with a laugh thrown in!

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