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Who do you want to sleep with?

I would love to fuck Barack Obama. There is something very powerful and charismatic about him and I think he is very attractive anyway. Maybe I should become a White House intern before 2009.

I would also like to have sex with Colin Farrell, just because I think he is so sexy and his accent drives me crazy.

Who would you fuck?

My husband first and then my good friend and training partner. He's incredibly hot and I've had a secret crush on him for years. I've always had a thing for Dave Matthews, so I guess I wouldn't turn him down either.

Jaynie

RebelGirl26's picture

who would you fuck?

I've been craving Billie Joe Armstrong, guitarist and singer of the band "Green Day" for a couple of years now. Especially ever since I read he was bi-sexual, I think my hubby and I would have a lot of fun between the sheets with him!!

Life's too short for ugly underwear!

Penny P's picture

Who would I fuck?

I would throw my bed open to Barak Obama. Attractive, powerful and charismatic. I would invite Michelle in to because she is gorgeous and intelligent as well. Put me in the middle of those two, yes please.

marc angel's picture

Who Would I Sleep With

After a few weeks of night shift, house moves and perspective job changes, I would love to sleep with my wife, who I've barely seen let alone had the chance to spend quality time with. Crazy little period, and I cannot wait for it to be over!

Otherwise, I have a thing for a woman named Karen from the Australian kids show PlaySchool; she makes watching kids TV with my daughter a hell of a lot more enjoyable!

alecia's picture

Mmmmm, who indeed?

I would totally fuck Leonardo DiCaprio. That scene in Titanic, the hand on the window. Rowrrr.

Peter North, though, he's my man. Every porn clip I seem to love has him in it.

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Live your life in such a way that every morning when your feet hit the floor, Satan shudders and says, "Oh shit, she's AWAKE!"

Nancy In The Nude's picture

Who would I fuck?

My husband first and foremost, then Cleveland quarterback Brady Quinn, maybe both of them together, then my husband's workmate Brian.

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Manhattan Babe's picture

Who Would I sleep With?

Give me Johnny Depp any day anytime and I would devour that man and be devoured in any way he wished to take me.

 

Love from the city that never sleeps

Alicia

Rob's picture

Who would I sleep with

Film stars and public figures that will no doubt remain in the fantasy realm : My present crush is on Tia Carrere .

In the real world my most enduring crush is on my wife.