The Waterdancer

One of my all-time favourite toys, The Pocket Rocket, goes submariner!

For those who have read my previous reviews, you may remember my glowing examination of the Pocket Rocket; the powerful and compact guaranteed orgasm machine.

Those brilliant minds at Vibratex have turned what was already a champion product into a bona-fide superstar by making it waterproof, meaning you can now take this little wonder into the shower, spa or bath with you and win plenty of gold medals in some distinctly non-Olympic watersports.

If you are not familiar with The Pocket Rocket, let me fill you in. It is a very compact (only 4.5 inches long) personal massaging device which you can use for some delightful all-over body relaxation. Its powerful vibration works your muscles deeply and thoroughly, so obviously it wasn’t long before people realised that they could apply this wondrous little battery operated treasure to more…shall we say orgasmic?...means.

The best thing about this device is the fact that because it was originally invented for legitimate all-over body massage, its appearance and purpose is a great cover for your “alternative” use. In my Pocket Rocket review I spoke of my mother going through my handbag looking for breath mints and finding it, and not batting an eyelid when I described it as a massager…which it is! Little did she know, however, that that little baby had been providing me with almost daily orgasms for months!

Essentially a one speed mini vibrator that when applied to your clit will send you into orbit, The Pocket Rocket became massively popular upon its release several years ago. It is the underground must-have item for women who enjoy having a means to achieve orgasm easily almost anywhere anytime, and still remains one of the top ten big sellers globally when it comes to adult toys. Its hard plastic cover and powerful Japanese motor ensures the quality is high; I have had mine for three years and it works as well today as it did that first day out of the box, and believe me, it has had plenty of usage. I tried to sit down and come up with a figure of how many orgasms I have had with my Pocket Rocket…just out of interest…and came up with number that must be around the five hundred mark. Now that’s value for money!

So take all of this hype for the Pocket Rocket, turn it up a notch with some cool new features (like being waterproof and coming with an optional Rabbit sleeve), and welcome to the stage The WaterDancer!

The WaterDancer IS a Pocket Rocket…I didn’t notice any difference with performance or much by way of appearance either. It comes in blue or white and still looks as innocent as ever, although I do think it is a little noisier than a Pocket Rocket. When I used it under the water I was surprised to note that the noise still travels…something to be mindful of, but not an over-the-top negative.

There are just so many ways to use this toy…let this long-time fan give you some tips.

• For the solo-player -When you manage to get some alone time, lay naked on your bed with some relaxing music on in the background, so that the buzzing noise doesn’t distract you too much. Use the WaterDancer or Pocket Rocket and give yourself a soothing all-over massage, working your muscles deeply and powerfully. Slowly work yourself towards some sensual pleasure by letting it brush and play with your nipples before moving it downstairs. Use it all over your treasure, not just your clit, and just bask in the pleasure. And then, when you are ready for the kill, let it vibrate directly on your magic button until you are in literal orgasmic convulsions.

• Because it is so small and an easy traveller, make sure to keep it in your handbag. Even if someone finds it you can explain it the way I did to my Mum, and nobody will think twice about it. Even if they do, they will only give you a sly understanding smile. I have had plenty of occasions when I’ve needed to retire briefly to the bathroom or too quite parts of the office and less than a couple minutes later discreetly cum multiple times. Great in a work environment or when travelling.

• You can use it on a guy as well! Let me recommend applying the WaterDancer or Pocket Rocket to that sweet spot between his balls whilst you are performing oral or a handjob…it will absolutely send him over the edge.

There are a couple of little things to mention in the spirit of being fair and balanced. As I said earlier, it can be a little noisy. Also, it has only one speed, so it’s always a sprint to the line rather than giving you the ability to change up the pace (although you can use it leaving the cap on over the end which lessens the vibrations). And you need two hands to turn it on and off…not the most convenient of features.

However, I still rate the WaterDancer an absolutely fabulous item; one that every woman should have if she is serious about her pleasure. It sits comfortably in my extensive Goody collection as the most used item, and is still the one I turn to most when I need a quick and powerful orgasm. You will wonder how you lived without it!

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