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Advice From The SNAG:

Hi Derek, thanks for your question. Frankly I’d love to get some more information from you so I might be able to develop a better picture about what the situation is, but I’ll take a shot with some generalities anyway and hopefully that might at least point you in the right direction.

The fact that your girlfriend won’t talk about it is a little strange, but perhaps she doesn’t want to say anything that might hurt your feelings or disappoint you.

Here a few things to consider:

* Do you keep yourself nice and clean down there? Does your pubic hair resemble parts of the Amazon jungle or do you keep things trim and tidy? I hate to get graphic, but if you are uncircumcised do you clean under your foreskin? Before you both get cozy have you showered and used some nice smelling talc or spray? Good grooming goes a long way to making it an area your girlfriend may like to spend some time.

* Do you go down on her? If you want her to perform head on you, then hopefully you are leading the way by diving downstairs yourself. Relationships are all about give and take after all.

* Maybe she has a bad experience with oral sex in the past. This is something that could be a serious issue for her, and it may be a very sensitive topic which is why she doesn’t feel comfortable talking it. Give her some time, reassurance and support and maybe she will open up about it.

* Don’t overly force the issue or pester her about it, nobody likes a nag.

You may just have to accept the fact that your girlfriend just doesn’t get into the idea of performing oral sex. Everyone has different turn-ons and turn offs, and it is her right of course not to go down on you if she doesn’t want to. Hopefully she will express this to you if this is the case so you can be aware of it however.

If she does eventually venture south, don’t forget the big three rules of "Receiving Head Etiquette":

1. There is nothing worse for many women than when a guy places his hand on her head whilst she is performing for him, especially if he pushes down.

2. Give lots of praise for her performance and some encouraging moans.

3. DO NOT just blow in her mouth without having talked about it first, let her know when you are about to go so she can make her own decision about that.

I hope that’s at least given you something to think about Derek, sorry I couldn’t be more specific!

Advice From The DAG:

Holding out you, hey Derek? That’s no good mate, been the story of my life.

Here’s a few of my little tricks and tips:

* You tried a little bribe, like offering to take her shopping afterwards? Don’t make the mistake I made though, don’t tell her you’re taking her shopping but she needs to spend her OWN money until AFTER she’s finished.

* How bout slapping on a porno and when a scene comes on where a chick is giving a guy head, turn to her and say “cor, look at that darlin’, doesn’t that look good, she’s having the bloody time of her life!”

* Grab yourself a banana and sit in front of her. Peel the banana and then lick it and gob it in and out. Make wicked eye contact with her. Seduce her with a subtle though practical example, that’ll get her going.

* When she is coming over next, dab a little honey on the end of your knob and wrap a ribbon around your shaft. Make a game of “Find the lollypop” with a series of clues, like a treasure hunt, which obviously leads into your pants. Games like this are always good times and sure to get her in the mood because she gets a sweet reward.

* One thing which is pretty much guaranteed to work is to draw a little face on your dick’s helmet, poke it through the open zipper of your pants and do a little ventriloquist act. “Allo, would you like to kiss me, I won’t bite”. Something like that is seriously sexy and sure to get you a stud reputation.

* Beg. Or at least just ask extra nice.

Well, I’m out. I like some of those ideas though, I’m pretty sure one day they will pay off for me.