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Things that get you hot but shouldn't

Things that get you hot but shouldn't

Watching my nephews play footy...not my nephews, but watching sweaty 18-19 year old boys running around being all tough in little shorts.


gets me hot but shouldn't

My boss standing in front of me delivering a lecture on the importance on the following of proper court procedure while I am imagining undressing him and swallowing his...well, you can guess the rest. My mind wanders easily!

Things That Get You Hot But Shouldn't

Lol, again I agree with the above writer, I imagine the same thing with my boss sometimes. Something that gets me hot that probably shouldn't is when I ride the crowded train into work every morning, especially if the crowd is so packed and I am surrounded by guys all on sides of me. I deliberately bump into people as we are going along to feel a thrill from the contact without talking, just knowing, and sometimes I get a response.

Get me hot but shouldn't

Police Officers, male or female, I guess I just love the authority and the uniform.

It shouldn't but...

The teller at my bank makes me unable to sign my name. She's a dead ringer for Katie Holmes and always wears her shirts just a little too tight. It's weird because I'm not usually attracted to women.

The thought of picking up a strange girl in a bar and bringing her to a hotel where my lover waits turns me on too, even though I don't think I could bear to watch him fuck her in real life.

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Live your life in such a way that every morning when your feet hit the floor, Satan shudders and says, "Oh shit, she's AWAKE!"

What Makes Me Hot But Shouldn't

Being along in the elevator for 20 seconds on the ride up to my office with ANYBODY...male or female. It feels so intimate. Have no idea what that is about!!!!

Makes me hot but shouldn't

The hand-held shower nozzle. It does more than get me hot, it gets me off.

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

What Gets Me Hot

The idea of sex with men that I am not married to. I totally love my husband, but the thought of an illicit, dirty, no-strings hook up is a great turn on. I have a good friend that is 11 years younger, incredibly hot, Latin, professional. I fantasize about him all the time. Yummy.

Jaynie