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Did penis delay Harry Potter?

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Is the new instalment of the Harry Potter series delayed nine months because Daniel Radcliffe flashed his penis on stage? [21 Aug 2008]
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Women prepare to protest topless

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
This Saturday August 23rd is National Go Topless Protest day. Men can, but why can't women? [21 Aug 2008]
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An ex-working girl's guide to prostitution

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
34-year-old Michaela Hof used to be a prostitute, and has produced a book: Prostitution strategy -- selling tips for girls in the red light scene [21 Aug 2008]
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Canada to get first porn channel

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission has approved Northern Peaks, which will become the country's first adult digital pay channel [21 Aug 2008]
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Behind the phone sex operators

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Britain's Independent newspaper finds out who's at the other end of a phone sex telephone line, and how much is earned [21 Aug 2008]
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Supercharge your penis (20 Aug 2008)

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Research published in the American Journal of Medicine, has found that the more men get erections, the less likely they are to develop erectile dysfunction [20 Aug 2008]
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Elderly still interested in sex

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
The University of Chicago has found that 75% of men and half of women aged between 75-85 are still interested in sex [20 Aug 2008]
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Married to a porn star

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Being married to a porn star can have its upside, but your partner might not want to hear how your day went [20 Aug 2008]
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German nudists jailed

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
10 German nudists have been sent to prison for not paying their fine for indecent exposure, while hiking in the nude [20 Aug 2008]
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Council bans public sex advert

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
An Australian council has asked for an advert "want longer lasting sex?", to be removed, although it advertises erectile dysfunction [20 Aug 2008]
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Female orgasm and redefining sex (19 Aug 2008])

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
The Hite Report found that most women could achieve orgasm through masturbation, but not via intercourse. So should redefine sex [19 Aug 2008]
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Actor wore fake penis

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Sean Penn said he would consider a nude scene if he was built like his fellow actor, James Franco, who later revealed he was wearing a prosthetic penis [19 Aug 2008]
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Sex sells at the Olympics

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
German athletes have gone nude, as has US swimmer Amanda Beard in Playboy, and Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice in FHM [19 Aug 2008]
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Writers have resorted to porn

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Famous writers have often subsidised their income by writing pornography, such as Henry Miller, and Britain's ex-spin doctor, Alastair Campbell [19 Aug 2008]
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When Playmate meets the Hedgehog

Adult Headlines News - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 22:50
Playboy Playmate Teri Weigel has become close friends with porn star Ron Jeremy, but doing a scene together is harder [19 Aug 2008]
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Snap

Always Aroused Girl - Thu, 21/08/2008 - 12:30

Through chance and strange happenstance, recently I found out that my friend (who for the sake of convenience we’ll call W) has an unusual fetish.

It’s something he’s never done before, but the fervent wish has warmed W’s mind (and other places too) for many years.  W envisions this as an entirely consensual scene, don’t worry — but it is extreme.  In first reading about this fantasy I felt a little squeamish.  For that reason I’ll put the fantasy behind the cut.

But one person’s extreme is another person’s missionary-with-the-lights-off, so I’d like to share W’s fantasy with you.  Perhaps, if the stars align correctly and the gods who control desire hear our ardent plea, we’ll find someone, somewhere, whose thoughts mesh well with W’s.

Click below to read exactly what W has in his pervy lil mind:

I’ll wait until my hand is all the way in your cunt, past the wrist. Until you’re snaking around on the bed, gripping onto me, and your right hand finds my left, interlacing your fingers with mine. I’ll hold you there on both my hands, slowly twisting each one, until my left one slips free of all your fingers except the pinkie.

I’ll pause here, twisting my other hand inside of you, watching as you ease into a state of helplessness. Then I will bend your finger back up into the air, onto the back of your hand, slowly, until you start to feel the pain of it. When you look at me with fear in your eyes, I’ll snap it back quickly, feeling you contract hysterically around me as your joint gives in.

Or maybe I’ll leave you fully clothed, come up behind you and do it fast. Maybe the only skin-on-skin contact we have will be my mouth on the back of your neck and my hand wrapped around your finger as I break it. Maybe your dick will get hard, or you’ll gush; maybe not.

One of the wonders of the internet age is that no matter what your interest, your difficulty, your hobby or your fetish, typing a single message in just the right spot can hook you up with dozens of folks from ’round the globe who are interested in the exact same thing.

It’s a miracle, really.  It’s almost like magic.

So.  Anyone share this interest?  If so, comment below or send me an email.  I’ll hook you up.

***Don’t even think about being derisive about W’s kink.  I know that every one of you has in the deepest chasms of your black little hearts some similarly perverse wishes.  Maybe you’ll even share them below. ***

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Kate Winslet's weird sex scenes (18 Aug 2008)

Adult Headlines News - Wed, 20/08/2008 - 19:50
Actress Kate Winslet has explained why a sex scene with Leonard DiCaprio was a little weird, being directed by her husband Sam Mendes [18 Aug 2008]
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Not interested in sex

Adult Headlines News - Wed, 20/08/2008 - 19:50
Asexuals are not interest in sex, and have no wish to be 'fixed' [18 Aug 2008]
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Penis flower on show

Adult Headlines News - Wed, 20/08/2008 - 19:50
A flower, Amorphophallus Titanum, which literally means the 'giant strangely shaped penis', smells of rotting flesh [18 Aug 2008]
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Beer makes you more attractive

Adult Headlines News - Wed, 20/08/2008 - 19:50
Research from Bristol University has found that people who drink, rate photographs of others, 10% more highly [18 Aug 2008]
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